And the Lord Said, Bringth Me Mine Wallet, Which Be the One that Doth Saith . . .

[drpaisley]

. . . "Badass Motherfucker" on it, verily.

I always thought "Cracked" magazine was a Z-grade ripoff of "Mad" back in the print days, but their website has had a metric shitload* of teh funny, like this, via Boing Boing.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html

*That's a scientific measurement, it's got "metric" in it

(edited to add the footnote I forgot the first time)