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[drpaisley]

That's Oh, my motherfucking lack of god.

http://www.the-backup.com/buy/commercial.php

Just watch it; it's like an SNL skit gone horribly wrong.

Best line: "Many purchasers are buying one for each side of the bed!"

That's America, buddy! Remember, Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain, he died in Washington, D.C.

(h/t, verminusrex)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Cute. I want one for each side of my bed. Of course then I need to get shotguns. And shells....

[caindog.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness it's "not intended for homes with children" but, all other considerations aside, wouldn't that be a terribly uncomfortable place to keep a firearm when you get in and out of bed? Even in Texas, I'm about a thousand times more likely to cut myself on that metal hook in the dark at 3am and bleed out than ever need a concealed shotgun at my bedside.

[tapestry01.livejournal.com]

Good holy God. Who the hell needs a freakin shotgun at their bedside?!?

A hickory axe handle? Okay, that I can see...

[drpaisley.livejournal.com]

And the big pump bottle of lube . . .

[the-snowgoose.livejournal.com]

That's not the wisest of products, especially when civilians CAN reach them too. And I thought it was a head shot, not a shot in the vein that killed the president.