Why I Lurvs Teh Kittehs, Part 17
Jan. 3rd, 2008 07:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
drpaisleyhttp://whiskeyfire.typepad.com/whiskey_fire/2008/01/ill-pay-the-ang.html
"The highlight? When the 3-Year-Old declared she had to go to the bathroom and then ran for it, leaving her father to take off in hot pursuit, only to see her disappear into the Ladies' Room, where he could not follow. As the door closed she yelled at the top of her lungs, "Daddy I'm a BIG GIRL!" -- followed, inevitably, by the unmistakable sounds of her cries of dismay as she tried to keep her scrawny little butt from falling into the toilet bowl, a problem she often encounters, being in fact much smaller than she thinks she is."
"The highlight? When the 3-Year-Old declared she had to go to the bathroom and then ran for it, leaving her father to take off in hot pursuit, only to see her disappear into the Ladies' Room, where he could not follow. As the door closed she yelled at the top of her lungs, "Daddy I'm a BIG GIRL!" -- followed, inevitably, by the unmistakable sounds of her cries of dismay as she tried to keep her scrawny little butt from falling into the toilet bowl, a problem she often encounters, being in fact much smaller than she thinks she is."