Quote of the Day

From Deadspin:

Random FKS-Style Tidbit
My eleven-month-old has begun walking. Seeing kids walk for the first time is awesome because they all look like Frankenstein's monster if someone got him shitfaced. TOILET WINE… GOOOOOOD!!!

That is all.

Update: White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs on the blatherings of senile Christian douche canoe Pat Robertson:

"It never ceases to amaze me that in times of amazing human suffering somebody says something that can be so utterly stupid."

Amen, or something like it. Thanks to Erik V. Olson for the quote.