Quotes of a Couple of Days
Apr. 1st, 2010 10:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
drpaisleyYesterday*, from The Colbert Report, on the arrest of the Christian Militia folks in Michigan:
"And their name, Hutaree, means 'Christian Warriors' in the speciial language the spoke only when they were in the woods, so they're like "Nell" with grenade launchers."
Today, from Keith Olbermann: "And if your baby is born after today (April 1, but this is a true fact), they won't be counted until ten years from now, so if you are watching this show from a maternity ward, push."
*Or Scrambled Eggs, for those who prefer the original
"And their name, Hutaree, means 'Christian Warriors' in the speciial language the spoke only when they were in the woods, so they're like "Nell" with grenade launchers."
Today, from Keith Olbermann: "And if your baby is born after today (April 1, but this is a true fact), they won't be counted until ten years from now, so if you are watching this show from a maternity ward, push."
*Or Scrambled Eggs, for those who prefer the original