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“Actually, Yes. Yes I Am.”
Dec. 24th, 2007 12:00 pmThe Day Jesus Invented Football, from Kissing Suzy Kolber.
Just a little holiday blasphemy for everyone.
""Behold, my brothers," Jesus did say. "I give you football."
He held a lot the oddly shaped object fashioned of cowhide leather but referred to as a pigskin. The Apostles wept as they regarded it. Tom Landry didn't take off his hat, though, because he was a disrespectful asswipe."
Off to Lawrence in a bit to see my mom and her husband. Tomorrow back up there to Dragonet's mom's and the horde.
Happy holidays of all sorts, and may most of you get what you wish for, and the rest get what you deserve (sometimes it's all the same).
Just a little holiday blasphemy for everyone.
""Behold, my brothers," Jesus did say. "I give you football."
He held a lot the oddly shaped object fashioned of cowhide leather but referred to as a pigskin. The Apostles wept as they regarded it. Tom Landry didn't take off his hat, though, because he was a disrespectful asswipe."
Off to Lawrence in a bit to see my mom and her husband. Tomorrow back up there to Dragonet's mom's and the horde.
Happy holidays of all sorts, and may most of you get what you wish for, and the rest get what you deserve (sometimes it's all the same).