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More fun from the crazy hotness that is the Bloggess. A sampling:



Alternate versions of The Little Engine that Could:

The little engine that did it with a prostitute and got syphilis.

The little engine that tried to do it but couldn’t and then later he found out that when he was born they weren’t sure if he was a train or a tractor so the doctor just made him into a train because that was easier but turns out? Totally a tractor.

The little engine that refused to unload his cargo because he was a hoarder.

The little engine that isn’t even applying herself.

The little engine that refused to let men into his caboose because his father made him homophobic.

The little engine that’s way too concerned about Obama’s birth certificate.

The little engine named Luka that lived on the second floor.

The little engine and the half-blood prince.




There's lots more, including her upcoming keynote address in Vegas. Go. Read. You will lulz.

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