Lie Down with Satan, Get Up With . . .

[drpaisley]

A suit against Microsoft over the labeling of computers as "Vista Ready" is granted class action status. And the Antichrist, um, Bill Gates, has stepped down as the Boss. Coincidence?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/09/business/09digi.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1

A great article, starts out with quotes about the many problems of Vista, all of which came from emails sent by senior (as in former President and COO of Microsatan). But the kicker is the last line:

"In the meantime, where does Microsoft go to buy back its lost credibility?"

They ain't that much money anywhere, bunky. And, "buy back?

Comments

[kivasfajo.livejournal.com]

Good one.

[the-snowgoose.livejournal.com]

No, just more $$$ to their ad company to spin it one more time. Can you say RED HAT?

[the-snowgoose.livejournal.com]

OK, I get MS is one of the 4 corps of the apocalypse. Who are the other 3?????

[drpaisley.livejournal.com]

The Four Corporations of the Apocalypse™ are MacDonald's (famine), Wal-Mart (pestilence), Disney (war) and Microsatan ([blue screen of] Death).

And Bill Gates is the Antichrist, of course.

[the-snowgoose.livejournal.com]

As my brother/sister filkers' say, "COPY, COPY, COPY!"
May I use with your permission?

[drpaisley.livejournal.com]

Certainly. Spread the word!