Intergalactic House of Paisley

If you're handling the program book for a large (2000+) convention, it may seem like a good idea to hang the info for ads for the book off your personal web site.

Clue 1: It's not.

Clue 2: Especially if you make anyone looking for the info register with your site, complete with logins and passwords that have to be confirmed before one can actually get to the relevant page.

Clue 3: After all that, it would behoove said person to actually have some actual information related to the specs for the book, prices, formats, deadlines, just one single fucking thing about the goddamn book!

Ahem.

Oh, and bonus clue 4: since there is no info whatsoever, including basic contact info on the con's official website for said person, it would be nice if the person answering the frantic emails happened to know the correct email for the program book person (hint: .com =/= .org).

Or, to put it more cromulently:

Program book: ur doin' it wrong.

We are now returning to our regularly scheduled drinking, which is already in progress.