Jesus Throws a Hail Murray!
Dec. 26th, 2007 09:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
drpaisleyThe NFL has announced that Saturday night's New England Patriots / New York/Jersey Giants game, which was originally only going to appear on the NFL Network, will be simulcast on both NBC and CBS. The NFL blamed the fact that only about a third of the country would be able to see the game on recalcitrant cable companies that wouldn't allow the league to insert the NFL Network like a suppository in said companies's programming grids. Then Congress got involved, and now everyone will be able to get a live look at the colonoscopy (help, metaphor running wild! Film at 11! Ewwww! Hey, is that the remote there? And Jimmy Hoffa? Now for traffic: there's a four car polyp at the duodenum cutoff. . .)
Me, I'm cheering for the Pats to go 16-0, if only to shut up those self-righteous asses (there it is again!) in Miami (sorry Pooch). They'll have a new place to stick their champagne (and again!), no ifs, ands or butts (ok, that was stretching it). I'm done now, and as the Germans would say, Goatsedank.
Me, I'm cheering for the Pats to go 16-0, if only to shut up those self-righteous asses (there it is again!) in Miami (sorry Pooch). They'll have a new place to stick their champagne (and again!), no ifs, ands or butts (ok, that was stretching it). I'm done now, and as the Germans would say, Goatsedank.