Why Am I Still Awake at 3 a.m.?

[drpaisley]

It's all The Bloggess's fault. To wit:

· Dear Bloggess, My dog has the farts so bad it's like his butt is snoring. Will the inadvertent inhalation of this kill me, and do you know where I can find a dog ass-sized cork? Holding my breath in anticipation of your answer. ~ Gassed in OK

Sadly, i might well know the author of that letter.


Also:

OK, I'm really going to bed now.

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