Can't Touch This

[drpaisley]

Saw the podiatrist today, and he seemed to think the Toe of Doom™ was doing reasonably well. He had a resident shadowing him, and asked him what the underlying problem was. The resident looked at the TOD and responded:

HAMMERTOE!

I was given an orthotic device* to help the situation, but apparently I will have to provide the parachute pants myself. They and the dancers will be covered by insurance, right?


*Not a euphemism

Comments

[tully01.livejournal.com]

Insurance will cover the pants, but you'll need a doctor's finding of medical necessity for the dancers. Get that, however, and they will apply against your deductible!