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Dec. 16th, 2009 12:01 am
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First, the good news: Joe Haldeman is named SFWA Grandmaster.

In other news, Tulsa, Oklahoma's most famous professional liar and fleecer of widows, orphans and the generally gullible, Oral Roberts, has died, some 25 years after he held himself hostage and demanded $8 million to keep God from killing him. The cash was not forthcoming, but Roberts was later found dumped by the side of the road in Sapulpa, none the worse for his hostage experience, save for an inability to properly judge the height of his kidnappers.

I was making buttons back then, and the "I Helped Oral Robert$ Die!" button was my best-seller, by far. I kept making a bunch, and they would immediately sell out. I was unable to keep the stock up enough to mail a batch to Bob Hise, who was living in Tulsa at the time, alas.

Bob did take Dragonet and I on a tour of the ORU campus, aka Six Flags Over Jesus, after OKon one year. It looked like someone had taken a bunch of architects, pumped them full of acid and locked them in separate rooms with some drafting paper and told them to draw a building. It's just a bizarre mix of styles and designs.

Oral is survived by his brother, Anal (thank you, Joe Bob Briggs). One less scumbag preying on the desperate. So many still around, alas.
drpaisley: (jesus cunt)
The "Most" Reverend Finn held a press conference today as the Kansas City-St. Joseph diocese ended a multi-person lawsuit related to child rape by local priests over a 50-year period by agreeing to a miniscule $10 million payout. What pissed me off the most (besides the institutional protection of pedophiles, and the executive decision to blame "homosexual" priests as cover) was the Archbishop's reference to acts "that may have happened" in his apologia.

They did happen, you rancid fucking piece of batshit, and your boss, the Prada Pope, spent decades covering up these heinous betrayals of trust throughout the decaying corpse of the One True Church. I almost hope your pathetic excuse for a God does exist, so you and the rest of your evil, disgusting ilk can be judged as you should be, and spend eternity being violated by talking toys, which is the least you pious, cross-dressing bastards deserve.

And no, it's not just Catholics. Pick a Christian cult (Department of Redundancy Department, line 2) and you'll find child molesters lurking under the robes and magic underwear. Power tends to corrupt, and pretend absolute power really does corrupt absolutely. But, of course, they're forgiven, becaue Jesus loves them. Fuck that holy fucking shit.
drpaisley: (jesus cunt)
The "Most" Reverend Finn held a press conference today as the Kansas City-St. Joseph diocese ended a multi-person lawsuit related to child rape by local priests over a 50-year period by agreeing to a miniscule $10 million payout. What pissed me off the most (besides the institutional protection of pedophiles, and the executive decision to blame "homosexual" priests as cover) was the Archbishop's reference to acts "that may have happened" in his apologia.

They did happen, you rancid fucking piece of batshit, and your boss, the Prada Pope, spent decades covering up these heinous betrayals of trust throughout the decaying corpse of the One True Church. I almost hope your pathetic excuse for a God does exist, so you and the rest of your evil, disgusting ilk can be judged as you should be, and spend eternity being violated by talking toys, which is the least you pious, cross-dressing bastards deserve.

And no, it's not just Catholics. Pick a Christian cult (Department of Redundancy Department, line 2) and you'll find child molesters lurking under the robes and magic underwear. Power tends to corrupt, and pretend absolute power really does corrupt absolutely. But, of course, they're forgiven, becaue Jesus loves them. Fuck that holy fucking shit.

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