Intergalactic House of Paisley

Who turns 48 today. Totally coincidentally, yesterday I wanderered into Rohanna's room, where she was watching some movie about a kid bred to be an organ donor for her cancer-stricken big sister, wherein Ms. Cusack played a judge. I watched the turgid turd for a few minutes, then had an epiphany

"Do you think Joan Cusack is the living Portrait of Dorian Gray for John?" I asked Ro, who admitted it was a reasonable conjecture.

Pray, discuss.