Sure, Why Not?

If you are reading this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Quotes of a Couple of Days

Yesterday*, from The Colbert Report, on the arrest of the Christian Militia folks in Michigan:

"And their name, Hutaree, means 'Christian Warriors' in the speciial language the spoke only when they were in the woods, so they're like "Nell" with grenade launchers."

Today, from Keith Olbermann: "And if your baby is born after today (April 1, but this is a true fact), they won't be counted until ten years from now, so if you are watching this show from a maternity ward, push."


*Or Scrambled Eggs, for those who prefer the original